#1:

Uttered curtly by girl:
“If your paddle even touches me, I’ll smash your ‘ping pong balls’.”

#2:

Girl: “I’ve won 32 matches and have never lost a set. I have smashed dozens of ping pong players across the globe. Once I played a ping pong match for 24 hours straight.”

Guy: “is that spinach stuck in between your teeth?”

Congratulations, Shirley and Daniel, watch out for a PPP package coming soon to your mailbox! ;] Thank you to all who contributed captions… I had a really good laugh!